Question part II: Why is Hotline Bling not called out as an obnoxious slut shame-y man whine by a dude whose booty call has moved on to bigger and better things and no longer wants to fuck him?

...No.

I dunno, I think if you’re pro death penalty you should probably be required to watch one.

I can’t stand most kid music and nursery songs. So far the two year old is perfectly happy to yodel along to Joanna Newsom.

All I can think about while watching this video is how fucking thrilled I am to not be pregnant anymore. Sure Natalie Portman is a glowing primordial life giving earth goddess, but the rest of us mere mortals are just overweight, uncomfortable, grumpy, mood swingin’ low blood sugar eating machine baby incubators. :P

Is the lump of wilted greenery pinned to her chest in the last pic a British thing? I mean, I get that it’s clovers, for St. Patty’s day, but is there a reason there’s so much of it? In addition to the pin?

Yeah abusers are totally sweet sensitive people, right up until they’re abusing their chosen victim. And frequently right afterwards again, as well.

Yeah, not feelin it.

MEEEE THREE!

This makes me want to cry.

I personally am way more impressed by sleight of hand magic than like, the stuff that involves complicated props and mirrors and fireworks stuffed up your sleeve. It takes dexterity and practice and when it looks easy and effortless it just means the person doing it is really good. Seriously, look up a youtube video…

We do what we can, and it absolutely is so helpful- imagine trying to use a filthy overflowing portopotty after just giving birth and only having one hand because you’re holding a tiny baby.

If this post has inspired you to donate Carry the Future is a worthy organization that collects used and new baby carriers to distribute to refugees in Greece, and they are also I believe in the process of starting to provide baby boxes as well: http://www.carrythefuture.org/

I had to google Eileen Fisher, but I liked it, I’m digging comfy neutrals right now (hello, getting older!) but to me this stuff looks like early 90's frumpy office wear. I’m pretty sure my mom had that exact stripey shirt/skirt and leather loafers combo...

Oh dear. While I appreciate the sentiment, and really really appreciate natural fabrics, those clothes are incredibly ugly.

Yeah, I definitely got a last supper vibe when she and all the backup dancers were on the table with the chairs.

Uber and phenomenally stupid cheating dude... Both deserve to lose.

Delayed racism, and sexism.

Cool, I feel better about my massive 41 weeks pregnant whale belly now.

SERIOUSLY