Haha right? I’m incredibly pregnant at the moment and Coachella sounds like literal hell, but it’s not like Beyonce’s gonna be waiting in a half hour porta-potty line and camping out for hours in front of the stage waiting for a band to start... She’s gonna get flown in probably on a private jet, hang out in a super…

Pregnant ladies are very susceptible to atmosphere. Also, the vapors.

Is Keanu cosplaying Neil Gaiman?

Holy cats, all the fugly aluminum foil dress in the world is not going to protect Ivanka from that burn.

Hey so a question about Scandal: I started watching it because it seemed reasonably tame enough that I could play it on my laptop with my toddler in the room and not feel like a completely horrible parent, but I stopped at the end of season 2 because it seemed like every single episode involved someone getting stabbed…

Twitlonger. Not, tweet, but twit. That is some very subtle trolling. Giving you a platform for being more of a twit.

I tried to sit through it within the past year as part of a ‘catching up on all the pop culture I missed as a sheltered teen’ streak and couldn’t do it. I think I made it about forty minutes in. There are some things that are only good if you’re experiencing them at a certain age/frame of mind, and that movie is…

Why bother building a wall when you can just turn the US into a third world country and the immigrants will leave on their own?

Seriously. I can’t decide whether I’m more jealous or impressed that they managed to crowd fund buying a hobby farm. Maybe I should adopt a pig.

Organized religion is fucking poison and one of the greatest evils created by humanity. Fuck your religion.

“Try getting a 3- or 4-year-old today to sit for 12 minutes,”

Technology is cool, the jury’s still out on the near slave labor and environmental degradation caused by it’s consumption.

Heck, I’ll play.

Drain the swamp!!

Yeah, what immediately strikes me, as the most basic obvious difference is that non-inmates have the privilege of saying “I would like a second opinion.”

I would love to see any data that backs up that idea, beyond ‘people who have no health insurance have worse health coverage than an inmate’.

Seconded. My mother in law worked closely (factory floor supervisor type person) with female inmates in California prisons for years and the stories of the “medical care” those women received, or didn’t, would make your fucking skin crawl.

Thanks! I’ll be bringing healthy-ish snacks for during labor, but I’m seriously considering ordering a pizza afterwards.

Of course I’m past the edit window but I really should have added: I’ll be at a stand alone birth center, not part of a hospital, so we’ll be leaving a few hours after the baby is born- no overnight stay. :)

I’m a few days away from my ‘go ahead and have a baby any time now’ date and I am soooo stoked. Baby I love you so much, gtfo out of me!