My neighbors are shooting automatic weapons off right now, and at the Kops for Kids spaghetti feed tonight at the church santa will be raffling off guns. Does anyone else feel like a stranger in a strange land due to where they live?

Lotion everywhere...

It is possible to buy your child a frugal, reasonable amount of christmas presents, this isn’t an all or nothing equation...

Quick, auditory palate cleanser!

Naively, I assumed a music group called Fifth Harmony, comprised of five vocalists, would involve vocal harmonies of some sort.

...And also women who process it, come to terms with it in a healthy way, and eventually move on without letting one shitty thing define their lives. -.-

This is basically the only thing I use mayo for in my kitchen. I am 100% against that nasty white gunk otherwise, which is really a testament to how much mayo on the grilled cheese rocks.

...No.

Rural American ≠ farmer.

Any thoughts on the giant tuning fork earrings? I can’t decide if I really like them or really dislike them.

Well said.

Life goals right there.

It’s not just about sex ed, it’s also about access. In my small, rural town the only available “resource” is a goddamn Christian crisis counseling center. To get to a Planned Parenthood you have to drive almost an hour to the next county over, many teens can’t make that happen.

Head rubs + MDMA = nirvana

That is honestly the most mind boggling thing to me.

I hope you’re right.

There is no laughter here, just nausea.

I think we’re going to have a president that isn’t going to be overly concerned with what’s legal and what’s not. It will be interesting to see whether the existing legal and bureaucratic structures are strong enough to stand up to him.

I heard Joe Arpaio is looking for a new gig.

Ugh, I typed up a more detailed response but it made me too sick to post. In short, The trail of tears, the holocaust, Japanese internment during WWII. They have a blueprint to follow, and history repeats itself.