The book She Comes First is pretty awesome for technique type stuff, but I think Poodletime has the right idea- you need first hand feedback.

Holy shit that’s awesome, I love rainbows!

God it must be nice to be rich.

Is this a west coast versus east coast thing? I’ve had several friends who worked there and the only complaint was that one friend with constantly dyed hair had to wear a normal colored wig. I think they’ve since changed their weird colored hair policy...

I came to comment to ask for bets on how long he’ll actually serve. I’m feeling optimistic today and am betting on 1.5 years!

I for one dearly hope that DIY Sex Stuff becomes a regular Buzzfeed section.

72 tamales for $92 works out to roughly $1.27 a tamale, which is not at all a scandalous price.

Carmex is my go-to for seriously chapped lips.

Aww, humans are just butt hurt at another species showing aptitude for taking over and not giving a fuck about anything a quarter as well as we are.

Nope nope nope. I am so over CGI everything.

Right? At my public middle school girls got into fist fights and slammed each other’s faces into the bathroom walls... :\

Upon further reflection today, I think setting his costume on fire is a more appropriate response.

No I am not pregnant and hormonal and tearing up over this YOU ARE!

I am prepared to put up with so much questionable shit from previous generations, but that is so far over the line. I would have had a hard time not assaulting that senior citizen if I had seen him in a bar. :\

I’ve never punched anyone in the face in my life, but that guy is a worthy candidate for that honor.

This is why you can’t have nice things, flyover states.

You’re a goddamn genius.

Ugh, this opinion is so prevalent it doesn’t surprise me at all that the sarcasm was lost, which in turn makes me really sad.

Question: do people actually buy perfume just based off commercials/descriptions, or is the commercial and description what motivates you to seek it out and smell it for yourself to see if you want it?

Ah, didn’t quite pick up on the sarcasm in the original post.