Paige's loose behavior when it comes to the "reality" of WWE happenings is probably my favorite thing about her. The story she told about the group's former name is fantastic.

The "Divas Revolution" will only work if there are storylines developed for the ladies… and there are more title opportunities. If they really want to build a Divas Tag Division that's fine, but at least allow them to go after a tag title. Nikki needs more competition in the ring because, believe it or not, she has…

Are you drunk? It's the ultimate love anthem, a tune that celebrates public love… on a street corner.

The bimbo voice, obviously. I have to hear "Double or Nothing" at least once a day while eating a pint of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.

I will give up my first born for that god damn, sweet as fuck "Happy Birthday, Uncle Paulie" robot. I'm not kidding. My eggs are still fresh.