The only thing I’ll hold against Trista is she’s responsible for the stupid sand ceremony trend at weddings - they were supposed to do a candle ceremony at their wedding, but it was too windy so the producers came up with sand and voila, a million eye-rolling, faux-sentimental wedding ceremonies were born.

“...if both of THEM were high.” That’s so, so, good. Would you be high as well? Sounds like a good day...

Former Disneyland Annual Pass Holder here. I cannot begin to tell you how much easier it’d be to go to Disneyland with two small children if both of them were high.

2017 Halloween Costume: Lesbian from New Mexico

Those Pandora bracelets AD UP. Like if I added the bracelet plus all the stupid charms my mom and aunts have bought me, that’s like, $1600. That money could have bought something way cooler.

Certainly not cosmetic surgeon advice.

why would anyone take student loan advice from Chyna?

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.