You all suck: you as parents for not properly modulating those pesky stinkers, your wife's loud friend and your dumb kids for being so annoying. Happy now?

Tres tacky but what did we expect? At this rate, they should have named her K-Mart.

I miss her stupid eyebrows. Also, these are the "bad" girls. Not the batshit crazy. That's next week.

She has those dead "porn star" eyes. And face. And body.

The amount of hate that spewed is beyond my comprehension. Having said that, this kid proves talent trumps hate. Every. Time. Go Sebastien!

Oh I so would.

No amount of money can take away that much ugly. I'm positive all of their sexual partners have requested to do it "in the dark".

Just trying to imagine the conversations these two rocket scientists must be having. This kid stands no chance.

He's a complete sociopath. I think he's also doing coke. His eyes are soulless. And she needs to get away from him and guys like him if she ever wants a fighting chance of being happy.

Her resume hurts my head. Owee.

Jesus Christmas is she insufferable. Your boyfriend dumped you. He used the old I'm-a-CIA-spy-and-I-have-to-disappear-for-a-while excuse.

Love. Also who is taping that, Santa Claus? Giant red pants for everyone!

Oh I would. Repeatedly. Then twice on Sunday.

I think that was the Malibu Bay Breeze lady! She came into some money and was convinced her family was trying to steal from her. Am I making this up?!

My faves were the female alcoholics. There was the lady who had the giant Malibu Bay Breeze plastic jug a day; the Listerine lady and the lady who drank those mini vodkas but like 20 of them a day. Besides obviously being in the throes of heavy addiction, they were usually the funniest of the stories.

This is the First Horseman, right? Because UO in your hood is usually is sign of the Apocalypse. Also, bring it hipster wannabes - you're only driving the real estate value up for me and my family. Bwahahahahahaha.

Clearly she's one sandwich short of a picnic but as I read her comments, I'm beginning to detect some sort of mental illness involved. Her logic is all over the place and she is in major denial. Or she's just dumb and thinks being famous/rich/powerful = "professional" (of what, I have no idea).

When you make Kim Kardashian look positively genius, you know you're doin' it wrong.

It is, assuming he used a company phone for his trysts.

All I ask is if you're going to have a kid, whether you raise her or him yourself or have someone else do it, deal with the kid. Don't ignore them and/or let them cry unattended. I get you're frazzled but last time I check, you signed up for it. No one made you have a baby.