Please tell me Kosher beef franks aren't on this list.

Good thing he fainted with the jab on those combos or the water cooler would have defended it.

What kind of steroids cause roid rage but keep you small and reduce your hand eye coordination?

I just know that at some point before I die I'm going to see a package of hamburger with a warning label "Contains meat." and it's going to be because of one of these idiots.

Oh, these are brilliant! I'm installing one of these next time I'm on at my parents'! No more weird, long phone calls that resemble the most ridiculous tech support transcripts!