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I once pooed in a corn field while visiting my friends central PA lake house, which had a toilet but it was not in the house, it was in a little wooden bathroom house down the road. I was like 11 and we’d been running around a bunch and it came on suddenly—I just knew I wouldn’t make it to the bathrooms. So I popped a

CAN YOU FUCKING NOT SIR

Michelle Obama is hands down the best orator in 2016, not the least of which is because it isn’t just flowery words, she walks the walk and lives what she believes. I know that she doesn’t like politics but I really hope she answers the call to public service and considers running for office. Perhaps Governor of

Right, I was pointing out that she’s taking her cues from Republican men. Sorry, I wasn’t too clear on that. Heh.

What about Lincoln? He was alright.

This is basically where I am with the news right now. I know I need to be an informed citizen but at this point, if I never had to see that fucking face one more time, I’d be thrilled.

fuck this comment, tbh

Yes. Why would you have any reason to doubt this?

She was born in Nicaragua the fucking moron! And she was 9 when her family moved here! She has no fucking excuse she is a shity person.

This election is so exhausting

No, but look how useful it is to talk about- you get to feed paranoia and cynicism, deflect blame for a spectacular loss, and effectively prevent the conversation about voter suppression - which IS a thing - from happening.

Hoo boy and he is CHURNING out the comments. Over 50 in since signing up just this morning. Kudos!

Oh, okay cool. But if you’re not even voting… Maybe shut up.

No one cares what you want. Have fun rioting though!