I’ve always loved the Miz’s ability to cut a good promo. Even when it’s a work, he pulls from his real life grievances. In spite of his success, he still has a chip on his shoulder.

So you don’t like something so you hope everyone else who does like it fails at it?

Get out my phone and call Tonga Fifita and tell him Brock insulted his family. Then go hide in a bomb shelter until the situation resolves itself.

I agree with your top 2 so I’m not going to nitpick the remainder of the list.

If only Gawker Media had been bought by Goldman Sachs instead of Univision, you’d probably already be on your 3rd interview with Hillary Clinton

It’s obvious that Hillary Clinton is mentally unstable, which is why she can’t remember that Obama started the war in Afghanistan and got the Khan’s son killed or that there weren’t any terrorist attacks on American soil during the eight years prior to Obama’s election.

Superbowl XXIX was the 49ers vs the Chargers was played in January 1995, not 13 years later in 2008. And the Patriots won their first three Superbowls in 2002, 2004 and 2005. The memorandum banning the type of taping the Patriots did was sent September 2006, over a year after the Patriots won their third Superbowl and…

Remind me which Superbowl that was? Because the rule the Patriots violated when they got punished for Spygate was not yet in the rulebook when they won their first three Superbowls.

You want dark? How about the flavor text for Phantump?

The teeming masses of Patriot Haters that carried Goodell’s water while he railroaded Brady are suddenly aghast now that THEIR teams and players are being subjected to “integrity of the game” witch hunts.

Assuming anyone cared, and we could convince the right athletes to convert, how long would it take for the United States to field a Handball team that could compete at the international/Olympic level?

The single greatest sports play or sports moment of the 21st century (so far)?

I can confirm this advice is true.

Roger Goodell was a member of the Jets organization. That alone is enough reason to hate the Jets.

Both Dana White and Vince McMahon are putting her on speed-dial right now.

These four players have committed the unforgivable sin of “being accused while not being named Peyton Manning”.

pretending to be police

This is what you get for not banning the entire Russian delegation, IOC. Learn the lesson and get it right in 2020.

Pirates! remains my favorite game of all time. I don’t think I’ve ever replayed another game of its length so often.