You want a great drum sound, try AC/DC Back in Black album.

You're the inspiration.

Yes, I didn't realize gated reverb was considered a "great" drum sound. My favourite drum sounds are when it sounds as if you are standing right beside the drums.

Very much agree.

"The media could not be played."
Well yes, that is a beautiful message.

They really are a motley crew!

Look, I think the only controversy-free person we can erect a statue of in America is Tom Hanks.

"You could say my ancestry started when the Angles met the Saxons."
*snooty laugh*

Er, phrasing.

Look, just replace it with a statue of Beyoncé, I think we can all get behind that. (sorry, phrasing)

50% W.A.S.P., 50% also W.A.S.P.

Well, he sure wasn't Russian with that long statement.

That lady has come to embrace the different ways the Swedes, Germans and Poles spice their sausages.

Well I'm half German, half Dutch, so I encompass the rich diversity of North-western Europe.

….and the Dutch.

Reminds me of that All in The Family episode where Archie Bunker found out he had some black ancestry, at least he owned and stood up to the Klan!

"Right you are, sir!"

*laughs*
"That's cold, Reposted!"

Paul Schaeffer is very sorry he's let you down. He wants you to kick his ass. No, literally. Kick him in the ass.

That was a re-write by Tommy Wiseau.