I am so sad that I had to be 32 before I realized that faking orgasms had literally ensured I had bad-to-boring sex with genuinely nice men.

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

Point: Loneliness is slowly killing you.

Some mommy blog bullshit about being closer to your baby and replenishing your lowered nutrients from having your little parasite leech so many off you for 8 or 9 months.

Was this ever a question? Really?

A show with the goal of getting people to hook-up is cancelled when two people on said show hook-up. Um, what?

Wow @ the pearl clutching in the comment section already. Who cares if a 19 year old woman has her ass hanging out? The amount of clothes she wears has nothing to do with her talent or career. Also, showing some skin when you’re young does not set you up for a lifetime of trauma and embarrassment. Super surprised to…

It’s like that old joke about God sending a boat and helicopter to a pious man who refused to get in.

Is this making anyone else feel incredibly guilty about leaving their pets home all day?

My favorite part is Zendaya just collapsing ‘cause she knows what’s up. lol

There was an earlier moment in the Cruz/Yates exchange that really pissed me off and makes Yates’ response so much more delicious. Cruz asks Yates if she was familiar with 8 U.S.C. 1182 and she says “not at the top of my head, no.”

Yet another country proves that its citizens are smarter, and kinder, than Americans.

I had a hot, young male teacher in high school. All the girls had crushes on him. He knew it. So you know what he did?

I got hitched at the end of February. I have since had to contend with a bunch of people sticking their nose in my business, going “when are you having children??” bitch i’m NOT, get the fuck out my face. I also didn’t change my last name to match my husband’s, so clearly I am a devil woman.

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

I demand to know who actually starred your post.

My husband gets annoyed that I watch these shows. I try to explain to him that watching crazy, rich women argue about petty shit makes me feel better about my life.

Thank you, Hawaii. Thank you, US District Court Judge Derrick Watson.