She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

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Unless you’re Josh Hamilton. Then you’re just satisfied with actual crack

I’ve watched more minutes of the Canadiens season than I’d like to admit (and I probably have an ulcer to show for it). Several times per game, P.K. will carry the puck in over the blue line, split the D, have one more guy to beat, only to pass off and scurry back to the point - knowing that Therrien would crucify him…

Man, must be something in the water.

If you want to lose quietly, Mike Johnston is free.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

The big Banff

I haven’t seen a club give up that many pounds since Andy Reid left Sunderland.

So Barry’s now posting articles in response to whiny comments in non-related threads?

What, no Deadspin article on tOSU beating Northwestern at home, a streak dating back to 1978? This was an important game, people. Northwestern! Ohio State! College Basketball!

Let’s hope the G5 doesn’t have the same bootloop issues as the G4. I just had to send in my phone for the second time.

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

Opened up his eager arm. He's Mr. Whiteside.

and nothing bad happened to the von Erich clan ever again.

Unrelated but easily the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on a sports-news channel was all of Jay and Dan’s first batch of Movember Sportscentres.

I am planning on playing XCOM 2, giving up after 5 missions and starting over, giving up after 4 missions and starting over, giving up after 10 missions and starting over, giving up after 2 missions and starting over, then save-scumming the shit out of the game to play through the story.

I appreciate the dedication!

Depends.