I for one am shocked, just shocked, that an elected District Attorney in Texas is an idiot. Shocked.

I like that everyone is like “Oh, how terrible...” while simultaneously supporting an article that drags all of her business into the public eye.

Oh, the irony of this article appearing on Jezebel, where AAVE’s being used for “sassiness” is never not on the menu.

So is that your response to all claims of cultural appropriation or just the kinds that you think are funny?

I cringe when I see white girls glibly using AAVE turns of phrase like “X be like,” or “mad Y game.” Isn’t Jezebel exactly the kind of place where casually racist cultural appropriation should be called out or, at the very least, not officially endorsed? Or do we only call out those cultural transgressions when it…