“Well, what will $100 get me?”

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

“How’s your wife and my kids?”

Shit,

I am

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

That, or Matt Schaub just sucks. Wait, that’s exactly what it is.

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

I also think Phil Simms is why people choose to go deaf.

One of my favorite shows was ALF because he liked to eat pussy.

This is the crew with the female. They are intentionally sucking so they can blame the woman and get rid of her

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

Minor inconveniences like death aren’t going to stop me from mocking Bob Irsay, sir.

Steve McNair, Eddie George, Jevon Kearse. Wait, they don’t play for them anymore? Wait, Steve McNair is DEAD? Jesus...

And even Better then. “You are not allowed to criticize me for my decisions because I am black and therefore if you criticize me you are a racist.”

That wasn’t a whistle, that was Flacco’s ACL imploding.

Those grades are for almost solely playoff assignments, and their accuracy has been called into question before. Jeff Triplette still has a job, so I’m going to call bullshit on “best grading system.”

“Hurling is an Irish sport that is similar to field hockey”