Because as much as we like to LOLRomo, he’s definitely a professional when it comes to doing his job. So is Jason Witten. And guys that are professionals want everyone to be on the same page and not create extra drama or do anything to distract from winning.

The Ravens are having a bad year, and they deserve it for all of the bullshit they’ve gotten away with over the last 15 years. Including their middle linebacker committing double murder and somehow NEVER being punished.... I don’t like to see people get injured, and I feel bad for smith, flacco, and Forster but in all…

Harbaugh: Is he OK?
Trainer: He seemed OK.
Harbaugh: Did he say he felt no pain?
Trainer: He said he felt a mild amount of pain.
Harbaugh: OH GOD GET HIM OFF HE’S IN AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!

Joe Flacco’s ligaments are not elite.

That Suggs.

Only Elite QBs tear their ACL.

Is Joe Flacco Elite? We now bring you to his living room couch to find out.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Team nomayo. Blech.

Best tweet I saw last night

Agreed then. handshake

We haven’t seen a front flip like that by someone with a penis since the end of the East German women’s gymnastics team.

Exactly. “Gun-free zone” is criminal speak for “target”. Ban the gun-free zones. Causes criminals to second-guess themselves.

Debatable. Suicides, family disputes and “war on drugs”-related violence comprise the majority of those kills.

Eliminating “gun-free zones".

Not bad for a country with 10x the number of firearms than those nations. Removing Chicago, NYC, D.C., and LA put our numbers closer to those nations than one realizes. A few areas which essentially ban legal ownership mind you.

They also allow the disabled and weak to have equal protection against more powerful aggressors.

Switzerland Purposefully arms it’s own citizens.

The government protect you with what? Guns. So it’s a given the criminals will have guns. How could a situation where victims lack guns be any better than an identical situation where victims have protection? It’s a given the cops have weapons and the criminals have weapons. The space between is what counts. Do you…

Switzerland begs to differ.