Their band sucks.

Non Fans: Who gives a fuck?

Johnny Manziel During Drunk Driving Arrest: I’m the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. There’s nothing you ca—

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

IT’S REAL TO ME DAMMIT

You’re the worst character ever, Towelie.

Look, man, winning $11 is serious business.

“What, and raise another generation of Lions fans? ARE YOU INSANE?”

It's ok to state your beliefs as long as they agree with the liberal media agenda. That is all.

When has that stopped him?

Had someone sign up for a recent online info session under the name “Chuck Felsea.” Pretty sure I learned God’s alias.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Helluva carpenter. Makes a kickass lunch too (bread, wine).

Are you sure you know how to use the internet?

Counterpoint: Greg Hardy IS a piece of shit.

But what about the roofer’s take?

Webber needs a timeout..(I know.....I know)