I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

“How’s your wife and my kids?”

Shit,

I am

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

That, or Matt Schaub just sucks. Wait, that’s exactly what it is.

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

I also think Phil Simms is why people choose to go deaf.

One of my favorite shows was ALF because he liked to eat pussy.

I share your opinion of Lindeloff completely. Prometheus might have been a lot more if Jon Spaihts was trusted with his story, but a studio is never going to take such a big gamble on a writer who's about to get his first big credit. Everything Lindeloff puts his pen to just ends up with holes punched in it.

All those things you mentioned are problems with the actual writing of the film, and I doubt you’ll ever get Lindelof to admit his writing is terrible far more often than not (let us not forget he took a steaming dump of a rewrite all over Prometheus that seems to have turned it from ‘okay but a little implausible’ to…

This is the crew with the female. They are intentionally sucking so they can blame the woman and get rid of her

Maybe somebody should communicate this impending death of Flash to companies like VMware that still use Flash in critical line of business applications.

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

Minor inconveniences like death aren’t going to stop me from mocking Bob Irsay, sir.

Steve McNair, Eddie George, Jevon Kearse. Wait, they don’t play for them anymore? Wait, Steve McNair is DEAD? Jesus...

And even Better then. “You are not allowed to criticize me for my decisions because I am black and therefore if you criticize me you are a racist.”

That wasn’t a whistle, that was Flacco’s ACL imploding.