“Hurling is an Irish sport that is similar to field hockey”

Because as much as we like to LOLRomo, he’s definitely a professional when it comes to doing his job. So is Jason Witten. And guys that are professionals want everyone to be on the same page and not create extra drama or do anything to distract from winning.

The Ravens are having a bad year, and they deserve it for all of the bullshit they’ve gotten away with over the last 15 years. Including their middle linebacker committing double murder and somehow NEVER being punished.... I don’t like to see people get injured, and I feel bad for smith, flacco, and Forster but in all…

Harbaugh: Is he OK?
Trainer: He seemed OK.
Harbaugh: Did he say he felt no pain?
Trainer: He said he felt a mild amount of pain.
Harbaugh: OH GOD GET HIM OFF HE’S IN AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!

Joe Flacco’s ligaments are not elite.

That Suggs.

Only Elite QBs tear their ACL.

Is Joe Flacco Elite? We now bring you to his living room couch to find out.

Yeah, my choice would be TPM, which just sort of lays there overall.

Have you read “How Star Wars Conquered the Universe” by Chris Taylor? During the chapter about TPM it goes into a little detail about George’s earlier drafts, such as Obi-Wan being a solo Jedi on the mission to solve the trade dispute and more tension between Padme and Jar Jar because of racial differences until later…

Another scene that I would make sure would be in the movie...

This whole sequence was so dirty.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Normally, I’m not a violent person. I get angry, but I never act on it. I just shake my fists at the heavens, and then move on. Having said that however, I wouldn’t mind dickpunching Nick Denton.

Team nomayo. Blech.

Best tweet I saw last night

Agreed then. handshake

We haven’t seen a front flip like that by someone with a penis since the end of the East German women’s gymnastics team.

Exactly. “Gun-free zone” is criminal speak for “target”. Ban the gun-free zones. Causes criminals to second-guess themselves.

Debatable. Suicides, family disputes and “war on drugs”-related violence comprise the majority of those kills.