It explains why Darth went out of his way to kill him.

Their band sucks.

Non Fans: Who gives a fuck?

Johnny Manziel During Drunk Driving Arrest: I’m the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. There’s nothing you ca—

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

IT’S REAL TO ME DAMMIT

You’re the worst character ever, Towelie.

Look, man, winning $11 is serious business.

He’s not your Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

Old enough to be your Messiah

I miss River Song and I don’t care who downvotes me.

I’ve also heard he’s possibly off guarding an ancient Sith tomb in this, and that is why we’ve not seen him yet. Which I’d also be okay with for his storyline.

Okay, everyone who keeps talking about Luke being Kylo Ren.

“What, and raise another generation of Lions fans? ARE YOU INSANE?”

It's ok to state your beliefs as long as they agree with the liberal media agenda. That is all.

When has that stopped him?

Had someone sign up for a recent online info session under the name “Chuck Felsea.” Pretty sure I learned God’s alias.