I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

That’s just what the Anti-Monitor wants you to think while he builds his anti-matter cannon at CC Jitters for a multiverse kill-shot.

Helluva carpenter. Makes a kickass lunch too (bread, wine).

Are you sure you know how to use the internet?

I blame Into Darkness totally on Damon Lindelof. Literally everything he is involved with is crap.

I like to think that “balance” actually translates to Jedis being more well-rounded as people, capable of engaging in romantic relationships and their communities and less like a monastic order.

Agreed. Great post. I would give you multiple stars if I could too, for the Jedi Knight name drop. #KyleKatarnForLyfe

He is not doing the “mystery box” schtick, he is simply not spoiling the movie. Which any director in his position would do. You’ll find out soon enough - less than 2 months now. Patience my young Padawan, Patience.

I hated the whole John Harrison thing as much as the next guy, but him not spoiling the movie is hardly schtick.

Counterpoint: Greg Hardy IS a piece of shit.

But what about the roofer’s take?

Webber needs a timeout..(I know.....I know)

Truth is a word that should never be used a pejorative ... yet with those seeking more answers about exactly what happened on 9/11 the phrase
“9/11 Truther” was manufactured to belittle and debase them and then “truther” began to be migrated to all manner of movement - particlarly the wacky ones like anti-vaxxers and…

I think I speak for this guy and his entire country when I say: 나 불어 (na bul-eo)

The Cubs losing on Back to the Future Day is the most Cubs thing ever.

Thank you. The answer is he is a twisted motherfucker. A lot of people have tragedies. It’s the response that makes you who you are. His answer is to become a murdering monster. He’s a twisted being who gets redeemed in the end.

Exactly. Which has been a fear of mine concerning this movie. But Damen Lindelof didn’t write this one, thank god, so hopefully no one will try to pull that bullshit.

First one was GREAT. Second...shouldnt have used Khan.

Every time I see this I imagine Abrams in a studio with the FX team, watching the final finished shot and him clapping and singing, “I get to do this! I get to do this! And this isn’t a fan film. And I didn’t have to sneak this in a Star Trek film. I get to do Star Wars. Weeeeeeeeeee!”