So, wait, are you saying Joe Flacco is not elite?

The problem is that the Ravens still haven’t read the rulebook.

“Big deal! I’ve seen bigger holes carved out in people!” - Ray Lewis

He was pre-punished by being pelted with millions of wadded up dollar bills, poor guy. No purpose in mere threats at this point.

And yet here you are

Yes, this discussion about being a grown up and making the tough choices in life should be directed toward the parent with a baby at the game instead of the dipshit who decided to throw a full beer can at someone because he was upset about a baseball game.

There’s a two hour break after Episode I

Can you GIF that Antwon Blake touchdown celebration?

2200?? Lololol, who gives a shit about 2200? I can only imagine the other horrible things that’ll happen between now and then. Its funny how the timeline for this keeps pushing back while everyone pees their pants about it

A Schiano Man plays for five downs.

A Schiano Man spikes the ball on 4th, SO HE CAN FORCE A FUCKING FUMBLE ON THE VICTORY KNEEL!

Pandemonium in Pissedthataway!

The craziest part about watching this live was you just knew they were going to do it. I don’t know why, but you could just tell that was coming.

I came here specifically to post “PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!”

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

“Felicity Smoak. You have failed this omelette.”

Nothing Richard Lester added is canon.

I’m sorry. Coates is a good writer who writes exactly what a narrow group of (extremely liberal) people want to hear, often entirely disregarding logic and historical accounts. I know this site’s target audience is pretty much that same group so the confirmation bias is #strong here, but y’all can’t be serious, right?

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