How do I get on the ad script pre-airing distribution list that you're on?

Just play a game of Madden online then

That's a clown funeral, bro.

I found that kid’s character really annoying. I thought we all agreed that ‘the moon is an egg’ episode went into the same let us never speak of this again category as Love and Monsters.

In a series between the Cards and Mets, I am pulling for alien invasion and mind-control enslavement in a crystal mine.

First former SMU superstar Craig James murdered all those prostitutes, now this? Shame.

I’ll take Ed’s word over Scam Newton. I’ll also take Ed over Newton in a cage match on PPV, which is obviously how this should be settled.

DON"T GO NEAR THE WATER!!!

Doctor Who already established that Mars does infact have water, and it does indeed have life in it. Also, we SHOULD STAY THE F**K AWAY FROM IT!

I’d like to see a Tom Baker-esque run from him in regards to NuWho

The plot should be centered around the gods punishing Ridley Scott for giving the gift of Screenplay to Damon Lindenhof.

Making Star Wars is reporting that Hayden Christensen, who played Anakin Skywalker in the prequel films, is being trained for an appearance in Episode VIII.

it’s pretty sad how proud deadspin is of that one tweet

No. Because you drive a Prius.

+1 Gordie Howe hat trick

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

Yaaaas! This would be an excellent time to fix Donna’s amnesia/brain meltdown issues. I’d give an arm and a leg to see Katherine Tate and Peter Capaldi release their considerable comedic/sarcastic talents on each other.

I have two very simple words for anyone who thinks that Clara is the worst companion: Melanie. Bush.