I’m sorry. Coates is a good writer who writes exactly what a narrow group of (extremely liberal) people want to hear, often entirely disregarding logic and historical accounts. I know this site’s target audience is pretty much that same group so the confirmation bias is #strong here, but y’all can’t be serious, right?

Cocaine.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo and also snort cocaine.

Sorry DingDong 78, eating ass is reserved for Lions fans only!!!

This is in Buffalo, not Detroit.

How do I get on the ad script pre-airing distribution list that you're on?

Just play a game of Madden online then

That's a clown funeral, bro.

In a series between the Cards and Mets, I am pulling for alien invasion and mind-control enslavement in a crystal mine.

First former SMU superstar Craig James murdered all those prostitutes, now this? Shame.

I’ll take Ed’s word over Scam Newton. I’ll also take Ed over Newton in a cage match on PPV, which is obviously how this should be settled.

it’s pretty sad how proud deadspin is of that one tweet

No. Because you drive a Prius.

+1 Gordie Howe hat trick

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

Whoa now. Whoa. Now. The part where petite Randy Moss hates it when they put the Fruity Munch on the top shelf is probably the only good thing to ever appear in any of those DirecTV commercials.

Makoto Nagano is a goddamn national Japanese treasure. I remember watching that live as a kid just two years out of high school. Shit, man, even watching these guys on this American Ninja Warrior run make it to the top gave me chills. I even read it’s going to happen, then you watch it, and it’s still amazing.

American Ninja Warrior, a sort of modern and souped-up version of American Gladiators