I don’t think he’s at fault here, I’d get pissed at Bill Simmons taunting me too.

@BillSimmons

He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

The rooster will not crow until he’s cut for the third time.

Just wait until October 19th, JPP. Philly fans will give you all the fingers you want.

Roger Goodell tried to suspend Tom Brady once...once.

Bold statement.

but who own da chiefs?

I assume he highlights the American Disabilities Act in his Twitter handle because he's retarded?

“I agree, mayo is tasty”

-Emmitt Smith

and?

I work at CENTCOM. Believe me, there are (mostly USAF) people in this very office who call their time here a “deployment.”

3. Fake concern for breast cancer. They make an ungodly amount of money off of selling those hideous pink gloves.

I spent a year in Korea and it was the easiest tour I ever did. I can’t wait till we reach peak Nationalism and we start doing surprise reunions after a two month TDY to Florida.

As a military spouse, the only part I disagree with is the flippant comment about how he wasn’t anywhere dangerous while deployed. True, but time away from family is still time away. Yes, it is part of the job. No, no one who isn’t in the situation really cares. But in the Air Force, Korea deployments are a minimum of…

Ravens WYTS is like Christmas Day for non-Ballmer AFC North fans. We’ve already had one self-awareness-deficient Jailbird fan try and convince us that RayRay wasn’t initially charged with murder (inaccurate), and it’s only been a half hour! What does the rest of this glorious, amazing day hold?

“The Jets are not interested in Robert Griffin III, sources tell me.”

Hail to Pitt!

THANK YOU Drew Magary. Yuengling is ranked at least 20-24 spots too low.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"