Or we could eliminate elitist private education and create quality public education for preschool on up like they have in many Scandinavian countries. But that would be too socialist of us, I guess... (Also, as someone who has taught at the college level for over a decade, I've never been super impressed with the…

I'm in rural Alabama. I went from a virulent, in-your-face racist as a child. Yes, I was a racist child, who consistently spewed the most vile white supremacist shit at fellow children. Each idea, each word of hate, had been spoon-fed to me from a young age.

I think you should go straight to " Is it juicy? Is it crunchable?"

Buster Bluth Guide to being a Pick Up Artist:

Me too!
Thankfully, Mr. Dude knows my limits and we've only ever talked about how terrible they are. Mr. Dude and I met online, and his opening line was something about polar bears and penguins breaking the ice. That's about as much as I can handle.
If he had "negged" me or tried any other BS in person, I'd have gone…

I actually got into a huge argument (where I ended up crying) with my boyfriend last night, about how he doesn't think consent should ever be explicitly asked for, and that he'll try things with girls until he gets a "no," and either try later or move on to someone else who will accept his advances. It was really…

Although, I am pretty sure that I negged my current bf on our first date. I said, "Really?" when he ordered a white wine at a bar.

The fact that the 50 Shades of Grey movie (kiiiill meeeeee) has women working on it won't save it from being absolute shit, unless they entirely rewrite the source material. E.L. James wrote an abusive relationship and women are eating it up as romance. I am really disappointed in quite a few members of my gender. Can…

My reaction told in gifs:

Eh. I can see where you're getting smugheaded dickhead, but I also think "My job is really hard" is a terrible excuse, especially when it's for a problem Jezebel (and Gawker, to be fair) has all the fucking time. I also think when you follow up "My job is really hard," with "What, you think you could do better?" you…

Maybe I'm crazy, but isn't the headline "It Happened to Her: xoJane Lied and Said She Was Raped at Disney World" guilty of pretty much the same sort of obfuscation as the xoJane headline?

It Happened to Her: Survivor's Rape Story Butchered in xoJane Headline

"I'm not blaming the girl, but why she didn't crush her attackers' skulls between her thighs, tear out their intestines through their stomachs, and break their spinal cords in half with a right hook is, quite frankly, beyond me."

This comment adds nothing to this article, which was great, but will state anyway. James Taranto: garbage made flesh.

I love this site. I visit it every. single. day.

I read all caps like a screaming monotone, so in my brain, even though the words aren't flying through the air into my ears, it still feels like the person is screaming. So it can be happy or angry or unhindged, but I still kind of cringe when its used because its like someone yelling. In polite society we don't just…

Being funny is Daniel Tosh's job too, but that doesn't make him good at it.

Why does Jezebel allow this nonsense on here? How is this clever or funny? How is this informative, or interesting? Lindy West seems to think this website is her own personal blog where she can just post whatever ridiculousness that pops into her head. She takes a story, and tries to find the fastest way to make it…

I'm dyslexic :( I can't read all caps!

We know you love caps Lindy.