I was waiting for like, an illustration of a sexy stem cell or something.

Considering it was the cause of her divorce it kind of is. She was in a 20 year relationship with Caitlyn, it’s ok for her to be hurt.

Considering they were married for 24 years and raised 6 kids together, I think Kris is entitled to an emotional reaction.

The lyric “boom boom boom, brighter than the moon moon moon” really speaks to me on an emotional level.

Because you’re not allowed to have feelings about, or be impacted by the decisions of your closest family.

I bet they hate you on Kitchenette.

Title VII of the Civil Rights Act applies to employees. If the airline can reasonably accommodate Ms. Stanley’s religiously motivated request without a substantial burden, it must do so. Elected officials, like Ms. Davis, aren’t employees by definition, and thus aren’t covered by Title VII.

I’m erecting straw men to make a humorous point.

I am okay with this lady.

it seems everything was going fine until a coworker pitched a fit so... fuck those entitled assholes who can’t mind their own business?

So she asked for what seems like a reasonable accommodation, got it, and things were fine. Then one of her coworkers complained, and she got fired.

What about the kids that live in dangerous areas like Englewood in Chicago? Should those kids be walking home after sports or after school activities in the dark? It’s not a one-size-fits-all answer. It never will be.

One time my girlfriend and I were hosting a party and he got one of our guests to snort a line of cocaine off his balls in our bathroom.

I think everything before Te’o is probably “under the radar” for a lot of people. I loved it when Daulerio took acid and tried to recreate Dock Ellis’ no-hitter on the Xbox.

It suppose I should have seen that coming. It’s a small evolutionary hop from “Kyle Orton with Jack Daniels pouring down his shirt” to “Athlete Penis in the Background of a Live Shot.”

Have you reconciled with any of the enemies that you made while you were here ? (NB: I’d prefer not to know the details of your interactions with Buzz Bissinger)

It evaporates the need for my famously awkward transitions that traditionally drive my editors crazy.

Dear Will,

Do you regret that Deadspin turned into Gawker Media’s male interests/daddy blog, or was that always your plan?

As the proud parent of a 10-year-old website, how does it feel knowing that Lawrence Taylor is just starting to show interest in it?