Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

Wait for the rollout of my new app: Filthr

@BillSimmons

Not ALL men...

Vacate the rings. Contract the Pats. Bulldoze Foxboro.

But wait there’s more!! I think that was the most egregious but Deadspin did a thing about all their errors.

presumably, this ad was created on the land bridge that connects Gaza and the West Bank

Strictly speaking, Boras is in the wrong here, since it's not his team to run. He's free to complain all he wants and try to influence Alderson, but if the Mets think their best chance of winning this season is Harvey for 125 pitches every 4th day, then too bad for him.

This is just like Strasburg! How did that work out for the Nats?

“Who still has two thumbs and got to miss all of training camp, bitches?”

Jesus fuck dude, learn to read between the fucking lines

Nope. Tell me about him.

It’s DEEPLY DISTURBING.

I have to believe that ISIS is an incredibly disappointing lay.

Great point. Admittedly, I’m not a Grey’s fan, but I actually don’t associate that show with Ellen Pompeo so strongly that I would put her alone on the cover. I would do that with Viola Davis for HTGAWM, though.

So only the cover with the white lady is sexualized...

Best: Winter because cold.

Every time I see media coverage of Shonda, I get irrationally angry. Her shows are AWFUL!!!!! AWFUL!!!!!!AWFUL!!!!! However, I hope her success means that she’s mentoring other women and people of color who will go on to make shows that are actually good.

I really really wish that every blog post about Kim Davis would mention that she’s an elected official. Important, because SHE CAN’T BE FIRED. Say it with me, kids: she can’t be fired!

Of course! And since they are impressed with it, we should be, too! (MOMMYYY! That girl over there said she didn’t care about my wee-wee! Waaaaa!)