Traffic sucks, so why not start your commute ooff with some tentacle porn?

You will see that Brexit will end up being a great thing for the EU. All the UK manufacturers will leave for the EU, creating more jobs in France, Spain, Germany...etc. Sure the UK will get crushed but hey, they voted for it so. I’m VERY interested to see what will happen once Brexit actually happen.

First, thanks for believing in me. Second, my Beetle is running just fine!

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

Any/all candidate who’s for greater regulation of guns.

Down ticket politicians who are pro gun control. Every 2 years, not just every 4 and in every level of government.

Don’t the Powerpuff Girls live in Townsville? Can anyone confirm if they are okay?

Why would the studio try harder when the public has already demonstrated that they will settle for shit?

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

I’m amazed a teacher went all that time without catching and spreading something worse to her family. Schools are a Petri dish of disease. I guess that’s just proof that herd immunity does work.

And she is the teacher.....which makes it even more crazy

I’m still running into people who are voting 3rd party in Ohio because “Trump and Hillary are equally bad.” We’re a fucking swing state, and people’s constitutional rights are on the line, but they, in the immortal words of Sam Bee, insist on remaining “morally pure” (have have the fucking PRIVILEGE to do so).

If the god damned National Review couldn’t reach these people, no one can. Trump supporters don’t read The New Yorker, they read The Blaze.

Unfortunately, about half of the country thinks with their hind-brain, and having all these things laid out plainly will make them dig their heals in.

So...basically the same excuse as with the taxes. He’s “being audited” and he’s “having a physical”.

She hasn’t? Compare this to Trump’s record...

• Guarantee up to 12 weeks of paid family and medical leave to care for a new child or a seriously ill family member, and up to 12 weeks of medical leave to recover from a serious illness or injury of their own.

A daughter referring to her father’s “stamina” isn’t creepy at all. Nosiree.