Easy nice price.  If the car only lasts a year, it’s still cheaper than car payments for a year.  Use it as a work beater during the winter and scrap it when it costs too much to fix.

Crackpipe.  This is riced out beyond recognition.

It’s a crack pipe for me.  Not only is it FWD but it’s a 26 year old Alfa.

Hey kids look, it’s a sluggish 134hp 28 year old BMW for almost 6k!  This is why you don’t do drugs kids.  Crackpipe.

It’s the porn sites that you visit.

I feel the same way.  Tesla’s look like suppositories.  That and who knows how long they will be around.

While I’m not a fan of CVT’s, the one in our Subaru is tolerable.  Nissan’s CVT’s are complete dog turds that have sat on a lawn for 3 weeks and turning white.

The different EV charging standards reminds me of the video connector standards as well as phone charging standards.  Too much fragmentation and there should be a single standard connection adopted.

That’s a damn good point.

It could be worth more than 4K..............if there was a duffel bag with 10K in the trunk.

While I appreciate someone taking care of this car, these were absolute steaming piles of whale shit. Having driven several of these with the 3.1L and the autotragic transmission, they were as fast as that years 3.1L Cavalier (which was as fast as frozen diarrhea going uphill). There’s nothing special about this car…

Do you need a hug?  Are you constipated?  Need an enema to clear your head?

Rudy Giuliani is a fucking imbecile.

They should treat phone use that results in an accident as a DUI.  Driving under the influence............of total stupidity.  Maybe dumbasses would start getting it through their thick skulls that you need to put the phone down when you are piloting a 2+ ton vehicle that pulling that shit is inexcusable under any…

Crackpipe for me.  I’m not interested in a German SUV when for that kind of cash, there are so many better, non fugly choices out there.

Please tell me that they had their pants on and weren’t choking the chorizo to said porn.

Such an original, witty, well thought out retort.

Total crackpipe.  With a supercharger this thing is still weak.  Better off with the twin scroll turbocharged Cobalt.  Plus this car is so damn ugly that I’d be embarrassed to drive it.

And it will look like a 3 year old designed it, then spilled chocolate milk and spaghetti on the drawing.