Any Maserati is a crack pipe at any price.  This shitpile had to have an engine replacement with that low of miles?  Hell no.

Have a star you cunning linguist.

If it has a prostrate massage option for the seats, I’m in.

I agree; newer cars have a “black box” that has various data in the seconds leading up to an accident.

I’m not even a fan of anything VAG makes, but I actually would like to pick one of these up for a daily driver so I make my current daily a weekend / fair weather car.  It’s a nice price for me.

Both the Failblazer and the Trax are pieces of dog shit.

Show me on the doll where the Mustang II touched you.

I like the look of the hatchback Mustang II.  So many people hate on it and that’s fine.  Makes them cheaper for folks who can appreciate them and don’t want a dime a dozen fox body and newer one.

According to 37 people based on that screen shot, they are hitting the crack pipe hard today.

Also, not anywhere close to a boomer age wise, but this boomer trendy shit needs to die already.  It was funny the first 35 times and now it’s a dead horse.

It’s not the better looking hatchback and it’s not the 5.0.  I don’t care how low of miles this has, it’s a tangerine flavored crack pipe with a side of meth.  2nd gen F-bodies with a V8 are around the asking price of this, and are the better deal.  That little 2.8 is a joke.

I’m guessing that whoever is stealing the car, is also going to ditch the plates.  But I do see your point.

This is the correct (and logical) take.

I understand where you are coming from, but there are a lot of cars that have the HVAC controls, seat heater controls, etc buried in the infotainment center.  When that infotainment center takes a shit, and it’s winter time, that car is going to be pretty useless if it is -20 outside.  I personally think that it’s…

This is one of the biggest crack pipes that I’ve seen in a long time, and boy have there been some uber crack pipes throughout NPOCP history.  It’s a “restoration” (with all the aftermarket crap on this, it’s not a restoration in my eyes) of an unremarkable car, and they are charging about 13k too much.  I’m guessing…

Crack Pipe.  Too many miles and it’s FWD.  Plus it was probably beat on.

Holy Rice-a-roni! That car checks all the Uncle Ben’s boxes;

Only if they sample “Rise from your grave” from the Altered Beast arcade game. Then Randy can attempt to yell “OOOOHHHH YYYEEAAAAH’.

Color me shocked that this is hurting Ford and GM.  This is what happens when you think a month into the future instead of looking at the big picture.  I don’t feel bad for them and honestly, they deserve it.

That is an early Aztek prototype.  In all seriousness, GM just CUV-ified this design, gave it weird angles, and called it the Aztek.