It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

So about this HR woman...

looks like you’ve got the long game

I only bang ex-coworkers, I’m friendly and flirty with them when they work there and then stay in touch with them after they transfer or quit.

Ooh, good job interview question! “One objective for me in my new position will be boning. What percentage of your workforce is down to bone?” Eh, maybe I should just put it on my resume.

I dunno...KRS-One, Eminem or Rakim might have something to say about that.

Having weird art books doesn’t make you guilty of anything.

This is like one of those Pintrest baking fails.....