It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

So about this HR woman...

looks like you’ve got the long game

I only bang ex-coworkers, I’m friendly and flirty with them when they work there and then stay in touch with them after they transfer or quit.

Ooh, good job interview question! “One objective for me in my new position will be boning. What percentage of your workforce is down to bone?” Eh, maybe I should just put it on my resume.

I dunno...KRS-One, Eminem or Rakim might have something to say about that.

As long as one of those weddings is Tormund and Brienne

Having weird art books doesn’t make you guilty of anything.

For real. I kept waiting for THE BAD THING to happen. For a second I thought Jon was going to suffocate under an increasing pile of bodies, just the most pointless and non-glorious death possible, just to GRRM us good.

Weeeb Woooo!

Somewhere between Gillian’s denial and the Fox Executive statement, we will figure out what really happened. Since you know ....

Oyster’s taste like flavorless cum, which is even worse than just cum.

Seafood, ranked:

No, because they are terrible.

This is like one of those Pintrest baking fails.....

This is a DC comics joke obviously, but still apt in this case

You don’t need to say anything, though. I’m a man, too. When people say something about men in terms of women’s rights and feminism I realize they are discussing a history (and present) of oppression that is very much real, even if I specifically have not done whatever it is they are talking about. It is no skin off…

Because people who use “All Lives Matter” never say it because they feel the need to highlight any sort of injustice. They say it in response to “black lives matter” as a way silence those voices.