Toy Story: 100% critics approval on rotten tomatoes, Transformers: 57% critics approval.

So, when was the last time you went to the river to smash rocks against your clothes to clean them? You’d never buy a dishwasher either because humans have time to do everything. We all know electric toothbrushes never sold more than a few units and nobody uses the remote control: do they think humans can’t/don’t have…

Put a gimp/slave in the birdcages, and have a puppy play area; they’ll complain... Oooooh yes, they’ll complain...

“Marriage was defined by God. No man can redefine it. We will defend our religious liberties”

If we turn that around it becomes really, really offensive though:

I completely agree about only sending it unless requested. I disagree that the typical man sends it otherwise.

“a” seems like an unfair conclusion. Why would it be the typical guys doing this? You just need a tiny subset of creepy guys to send huge amounts of unsolicited dickpics. Those guys are sexist, but it’s also quite sexist to turn this into something the “typical guy” does...

During a job interview I was asked the following:

He’ll always be Stuart Allen Jones from Queer as Folk to me :p

exactly! they allready get at least some money for being there and doing the basics; if they go at least somewhat beyond just going through the motions (i.e: they're polite) they deserve a tip. If they're in no way doing anything beyond "just being there and bringing your food", then why on earth should we tip?

it's an attitude like that that doesn't get you any tips right there...

that's basically how the majority of phishing works nowadays,no?

No, your email account just got a regular phishing mail; unless of course you're a major celebrity, then this is not it. If it was, then they'd have to sift through all those thousands of people's icloud accounts to manually look for those pictures. This must have been a targeted attack on celebrities...

You know that the reason all those other western countries are darker blue is because they have MORE instead of less social welfare and wealth redistribution than America, right?

This is my new favorite GIF

I don't get what happens when the best choice is actually in the first 36,8%. Then you're just waiting for that "better than the best one up untill now", which obviously can't come. Then all of a sudden you're stuck with the last one...

Well, of course, but the OP claimed that puto was NOT a homosexual. Nuances aside, it's doubtful the internet translator would completely miss the ball on such a simple translation job.

I really don't remember those princes wearing high heels...

Playing the Devil's advocate here, but then I suppose you also agree that it's normal that women don't get raises and promotions as often as men do. Because after all, he's not the one going through pregnancy-related periods of higher absenteism and less productivity at work every now and then during the most…

wouldn't be prior art, it'd be prior product. Major difference