“Virtually”. Would you like to get a refund on your journalism training now that it’s been corrupted by Gawker?

Headline grabbing.

Chemical enhancement tech has come a long way. There are some myostatin inhibitors out now that can boost muscle locally in the muscle without affecting the system. The ACE pharma variants come to mind.

1) Really? Side effects? You mean like being a sexual tyrannosaurus?

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Video is unavailable in my country. Soviet Canuckistan.

It’s pretty clear that many of the athletes owe their pants rippingly beefy physiques, in addition to improved performances, to some chemical enhancements.

Is it going to run like a piece of shit?

“Scientists find...”

I’m just saying AA’s are a dependable, swappable, and commonly available power source.

I’m just saying AA’s are a dependable, swappable, and commonly available power source.

Youre more likely to be on top of your cellphone charge levels than those of an emergency tool sitting in the glove box. If you MUST have a backup cellphone battery, buy a dedicated backup cellphone battery. At least you can borrow it for a hike without worrying about charging it again.

Youre more likely to be on top of your cellphone charge levels than those of an emergency tool sitting in the glove…

People deal with it. They did back then, and they would again. Unfortunately, if it happens again, subways have a hard time shrugging off 30 megaton H-bombs.

Actually, it could. But, why would you want your emergency tool to possibly be packed off to charge a cellphone? The point is to have a working flashlight and available tools in a sudden emergency. Charge your phone in your car, keep it plugged in, so you have it charged in an emergency. The same applies to a…

Actually, it could. But, why would you want your emergency tool to possibly be packed off to charge a cellphone? The…

Why not just produce one with all that stuff EXCEPT make it run on AA’s and omit the 5200mAh charger system? Those AA’s will stay fresh for years.

Why not just produce one with all that stuff EXCEPT make it run on AA’s and omit the 5200mAh charger system? Those…

Actually, it was aboard a submarine, but weightless combat is weightless combat....

Pffft... That’s not a coast guard gun.

No no no. Plasma guns go pew pew pew. Lazors go zorp. That’s clearly a zorp.

Or.... You could just remove the stupid hair and save some storage space, in addition to being completely gender neutral.

It’s only great fuel economy per person if everyone is on a direct flight. Connections are NOT fuel efficient