“Virtually”. Would you like to get a refund on your journalism training now that it’s been corrupted by Gawker?

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Is it going to run like a piece of shit?

I’m just saying AA’s are a dependable, swappable, and commonly available power source.

I’m just saying AA’s are a dependable, swappable, and commonly available power source.

Youre more likely to be on top of your cellphone charge levels than those of an emergency tool sitting in the glove box. If you MUST have a backup cellphone battery, buy a dedicated backup cellphone battery. At least you can borrow it for a hike without worrying about charging it again.

Youre more likely to be on top of your cellphone charge levels than those of an emergency tool sitting in the glove…

Actually, it could. But, why would you want your emergency tool to possibly be packed off to charge a cellphone? The point is to have a working flashlight and available tools in a sudden emergency. Charge your phone in your car, keep it plugged in, so you have it charged in an emergency. The same applies to a…

Actually, it could. But, why would you want your emergency tool to possibly be packed off to charge a cellphone? The…

Why not just produce one with all that stuff EXCEPT make it run on AA’s and omit the 5200mAh charger system? Those AA’s will stay fresh for years.

Why not just produce one with all that stuff EXCEPT make it run on AA’s and omit the 5200mAh charger system? Those…

Just give us a supercharged go-cart that’s either reliable, or easy to repair/work-on. That’s all we ask.