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If you're going to play a game on your phone/iPad, turn the friggin sound off! I don't care if you're halfway decent at spider solitaire. Neither do the other 100+ people on board.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

Now this is a woman who didn’t read Flygirl.

I always thought “The chicks’ll cream” was “The chicks will scream”, which made plenty of sense to me.

Casinos have a no-photography policy in the gaming areas that they tend to enforce strictly, so it’s not so weird that we haven’t seen photos of Manziel pop up in social media.

Most of my family lives in Sweden. They think the United States is as backwards as they come. When I tried to protest it wasn’t that bad, they said you have a country that is restricting access to abortion and low cost birth control while not providing women paid maternity leave or any affordable child care options. I

Hey, serious question. Does anyone know where to look for volunteer opportunities to help welcome/resettle refugees coming to the US? I feel like I searched for this a couple months ago but found nothing. I live in Virginia and want to help.

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Better idea for the Baby name issue. Tell your GF that you googled the name and the first hit was a super popular porn star. Then raise the point that you’d rather not have anyone (yourselves included) associating your daughter with porn.

Really? I pay bills by hand. I like writing out the checks and putting on stamps and all that. Because, ironically, it makes be feel like an adult.

So are we gonna give Olivia Munn credit for this or what?

Or how do we help women in the 26-35 age range who would like to have children but are questioning whether they will ever have enough financial stability (because we don’t have great paid maternity leave and it’s impossible to afford anything bigger than a one bedroom/studio in most of our major cities even with a

I don’t mourn those days, but when having a kid is pretty much impossible to consider a “good” choice because it’s so fucking expensive, I can understand how people can feel stuck and weird about it. And I think it’s common for couples to kinda crab walk their way into parenthood rather then “yes, absolutely!”. How

I’m a man so what the fuck do I know. But..

Maybe one day they’ll cross a moral line and kill an opponent’s assistant on the sideline for some sort of advantage no one else comprehend

“You rarely hear stories about dads treating their sons like crap”

Isn’t it pretty to think so.

I would love to see a Naomie Harris Moneypenny movie.

What a coincidence! I get my barista to write “solstice greetings” on mine!