“Kurt Russell” was the name of Disney’s beloved boyhood sled.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

You know how Mugatu and his shadowy kabal of fashion designers recruit Derek to be their agent of evil in Zoolander because Derek’s natural stupidity and immaturity (which is only made worse by the fact that his chosen industry caters to his ego) renders him the perfect puppet? That’s what I feel Tom Cruise is like…

Yeah, the only thing surprising about them being friends is that this is a new thing.

Same here. I really like her. Not in a campy way, not ironically, genuinely like her.

Free Kesha.

Kesha is someone I started out thinking “No.” about and was completely wrong. Team Kesha here.

Can we list the entire fucking City of New York? Holy shit, a million songs, a million patriotic poems, everyone across the globe sucking its cock, and when I finally go see for the first time at age 26...