I’m not a Madrid fan, but...Odegaard is what, 17? You’d expected him to play first team for Real Madrid? As for Isco and Kovacic, they were pretty much proven to be top-class players before arriving there, are in their 20s, and both play regularly. I guess I’m just not getting the analogy.

Read the headline, skpped the article to come and say this. If you bring me anything other than booze, you’re getting all the fucking sideye. I take it to mean ‘I think you have a drinking problem, so i brought you something else’ - which, fuck yes I do, but how DARE you suggest I do anything about it! I happen to…

Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.