Agreed, that or order some pre-emptive strike on all children.

Get your slimy tentacle claws OFF our women! Unglodly UNNATURAL coldblooded heathen reptiles! We don’t want your starspawn here!! #EarthWomenforEarthMen

For the gear problem just stick the car into reverse as soon as you hit 50mph.

seconded on poor choices while drunk....

mixing business with pleasure way too much
I mean wine and women and song and such

I’m not white or a woman but i do love me some 90's hip hop.

Battlegrounds was terrific fun, this really feels like its successor.

“Given that the President doesn’t see a deal between Democrats and the White House, we believe the best path forward is to continue negotiating with our Russian counterparts in Congress instead,”

now that i think of it...the chilling horrendous likeness of his face to that of a deep sea creature with it’s dead tiny stony eyes is rather...my god...MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nfah Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! 

“It is at night, especially when the moon is gibbous and waning, that I see the thing. I tried morphine; but the drug has given only transient surcease, and has drawn me into its clutches as a hopeless slave. So now I am to end it all, having written a full account for the information or the contemptuous amusement of…

Gun laws are TOO restrictive. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to have a good guy with a grenade.

THIS.

The appropriate amount of focused violence will overcome any obstacle.

Not sure how this what this disgusting person did is not counted as aggravated assault.

That’s right! see businesses bend over backwards for Chinese people with their prices in Yen and their menus in Chinese. Until you can put your wallet in your mouth no business is going to write prices and welcome signs in Black.

That is clearly not granular enough, the REAL problem is all these goddamn carbon based lifeforms crawling all over this mud-ball. Think of the paradise it could be without their filthy biological taint.

replacing them with Russian flags would be sooooo much more delightful.

Are you sure it wasn’t Randal Graves taking it back?

I know a guy who has a Chinese wife, i can ask about Lee Fang if you want.

AFAIC you are all tea tax dodging traitors to the empire.