People hate Hillary because she doesn’t act passive and “ladylike” and “know her place”. Same reason they hate Barack Obama. They’re both “uppity”.

For every 10 good things that Hillary has done there are 0 good things Trump has done.

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

When decades of “government is the problem” rhetoric, combined with virulent anti-intellectualism, combined with worship of business enterprise above social good, combined with continual stoking of racist, sexist, xenophobic fear and hatred all finally coalesce into the puffed-up tangerine spectre of Donald Trump—the…

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Why does this television only get one channel?

Old Man Yells at Chair

Obvious comment is obvious.

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

It is an interesting piece of psychology to analyze the Trump voter.

As a reminder, this was how Joe Biden spent his Monday: http://theslot.jezebel.com/joe-biden-offi…

I’m not convinced he says or does anything at all when the cameras aren’t on. He just sits there unblinking earning interest.

hahahahah

Let’s be real, he’s not planning on being at the debates.

“I think I have the term for what happens to Trump if (when) he finds himself ever more likely to lose: he will go into a derp spiral.”

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

OK, but do you think he’ll say bad things about Jay Cutler?