I know nothing about these people and always have a 3 second reset when I have to tell myself it’s not David Foster Wallace gossip...

I wore out my dvd of Bride and Prejudice, which I did not realize was a thing you could do. No life without wife!

I am absurdly fond of A Night at the Roxbury.

Sometimes when I handwrite the letter K it ends up looking like Laur. So I can see how that would happen.

You know what I feel like they would need separate rooms because shes a Texan and hes a New Yorker. He wants his damn fancy all black everything shit in his bedroom and she probably wants all purple everything(she seems like a fan of purple). He wants the multiple full body mirrors to see his suit from all sides and…

To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

I’m sure that lots of people want the law changed. Its just a shame those in charge of changing it are probably the biggest supporters!

We went Emerald and found this estate piece from the ‘30’s.

I love my engagement ring; we picked it out together! He wanted diamonds for the sake of tradition but I’m frightened to wear so much money on my finger (I work in a barn) and wanted something elegant but sturdy. I don’t even want to shop for wedding bands, I love this ring so much!

I LOVE your ring! But I am also happy I’m finally ahead of a trend! Mine is an heirloom opal and diamond ring from his family that we had re-set in rose gold.