Horrible, and yet it sounds almost idyllic before Dr. Freeman’s tenure. White people: ruining things since forever.
I literally just realized that Malia and my daughter could possibly be in college together and Sasha and my son could be in college together....
So obviously my daughter and Malia will be BFFs and my son will marry Sasha.
What I think this is about is that marriage serves as a rite of passage in our culture and we really don't have many other rites of passage, which often fill a psychological need. We need to come up with some other ceremony/ritual that would help people feel like they've succeeded or made it to adulthood.
Hey, at least now you can masturbate without committing a mortal sin. You are only performing your wifely duties.
The only lesson Sarai Sierra taught us is that sometimes terrible things happen. And if you get to the age of 20 without already knowing that, you're either strangely sheltered or strangely obtuse.