Horrible, and yet it sounds almost idyllic before Dr. Freeman’s tenure. White people: ruining things since forever.

I literally just realized that Malia and my daughter could possibly be in college together and Sasha and my son could be in college together....

So obviously my daughter and Malia will be BFFs and my son will marry Sasha.

What I think this is about is that marriage serves as a rite of passage in our culture and we really don't have many other rites of passage, which often fill a psychological need. We need to come up with some other ceremony/ritual that would help people feel like they've succeeded or made it to adulthood.

Hey, at least now you can masturbate without committing a mortal sin. You are only performing your wifely duties.

The only lesson Sarai Sierra taught us is that sometimes terrible things happen. And if you get to the age of 20 without already knowing that, you're either strangely sheltered or strangely obtuse.

A 7 yr old sticking her fingers in the vagina of a baby is not normal. And I call bullshit on the baby sticking pebbles up her vagina in the first place. I have several kids, I used to be a nanny, I have been around babies a lot- babies stick pebbles in their mouths or maybe their noses - not up their genitals. Lena…

-STDs

He came in his pants.

Kinda crazy question but what are some reasons a guy may not go "all the way" with a woman? Last night, I hosted a couchsurfer and we went out to a club to dance, had a strong sexual connection, made out, and did some heavy petting. We came back to my place where he have me the most mind blowing oral sex for about 40…

The same happened to me as a teacher. I actually want to see a study done a cell phone dependence, because some kids literally had melt downs over the phone getting confiscated for the day. This used to confuse the hell out of me, because if the cell phone was taken for the day, the parent wasn't necessarily notified…

A screenshot of the Match.com profile and this comment:

I like you.

Ditto. It's a shame because I enjoy Colin Firth a great deal, and Emma Stone is always charming, but ecch.

i love telling people this so much

How did she "hustle" to fame? Going out to parties with Paris Hilton? Signing up for a reality show? Promote some diet pills?

I'm supposed to believe her grandma knew how to use the phone? I could buy the ghost thing, but not that.

I wonder if you're bringing up stuff to test her and confirm your biases against her. I have never had a friendship that hinged on the other person's knowledge of cholera.

Police really like raping sex workers. They have sex during stings and take the money back after the arrest pretty much all the time in every state.

Thank you for the info!