Jezebel is 100 percent not better than this and never has been.

Oh is this the bit where we pretend that the current object of ridicule was never good to begin with to score internet points?

Always love that bit.

I will be a bachelor for the rest of my life because I’m just so exhausted. None of this should be as hard as it is, but after one divorce from a woman that only pretended to love me and married me because she “thought she should” and years of dealing with dating bullshit, I’m just done. It’s not worth it in any…

It’s pretty clearly using pinball mechanics.

Modern pinball didn’t arrive until the late 1950s.  Prior to that it was paddle-less and essentially a proto Pachinko.

God damn this comment should have every star possible.

Jezebel has really reached a new low with this nonsense, frankly.

Jesus fucking christ, Jezebel. Maybe wait more than 48 hours from posting THIS:

Wow, they really went the “girl with mediocre singing skills and a ukulele” route with fucking Gangsta’s Paradise??

Coolio has gone on record saying that he regrets the way he reacted to it at the time and that he’s got no problem with it now.  He and Al seem to have buried the hatchet.

This is the correct response.

Do you feel some kind of overwhelming need to comment on EVERY comment thread in here about this game?

Are you the developer? Your weird pseudo-defense of it is really, really bizarre if not.

“a woman who has literally never aged”

You have clearly never seen Independence Day.

They really aren’t comparable in that way though. These are pre=recorded, there’s no “live” component to it really.

Precisely this.  A perfect summary.

You are very committed to being wrong about this, apparently.

Just here for the comments that feel very, very compelled to make sure everyone knows up-front that “I don’t care for Ariana Grande BUT...”

I have not been disappointed.

“Did people somehow forget how to develop strong, memorable passphrases at some point?”

For most people, there was never a point where this was even a thing. The asinine “password” requirements of a lot of websites (that don’t actually make them any more secure, just harder to remember) and companies have still never…

Reminder that being a billionaire is inherently immoral no matter who you are.

Sooooo obviously CAPCOM can still make solid RPGs...and they have that Breath of Fire franchise just sort of sitting around....

I know.  But I can dream.

I will never, ever understand the appeal of tattoos if I live a thousand years, but why should anyone care if a pretty girl wants to date a guy that has them, or the other way around?