Rich is consistently the worst writer on Jezebel. He’s willfully obtuse about every subject he tackles, seems to just fire off random thoughts in his head with no introspection, and just generally dirties-up the place. I don’t understand why he’s still around.

Hey, we got an “influencer” here!

I don’t really understand it either. I know *damn well* that my name is on the list and I’m the whitest dude you’ve ever seen. But I don’t work a traditional job, can’t really afford health insurance (so I don’t have any, the penalty fee will be cheaper for me) and just barely manage to not live paycheck-to-paycheck…

“but now you can get it for a much more reasonable $480"

We have very different definitions of the word “reasonable”, you and I. 

“but now you can get it for a much more reasonable $480"

We have very different definitions of the word “reasonable”,…

“you also need your citizen to share a common knowledge reagarding laws, work ethic, and how to pay their taxes”

Please ask every random 20 year old you meet on the street if they know any of that and report back to me with the number of “yes” answers you get. 

Our broken economic model basically means more and more people are in the “have not” category and thus the desire to live through the experiences of others (experiences most people will never get to have themselves) becomes stronger.

Pixar makes what it wants to make. There’s no onus on them to carry the torch for your own personal crusade. This is a really, really weird thread.

“and while I gave up writing film reviews for a living”

Probably for the best. 

Man On Internet Mad Studio That Makes Children’s Films Won’t Stop Making Children’s Films

This is classic SE right here. hahahahahahaha. Nothing. FF7 is vaporware.

Todd Howard actually has public speaking skills....

...which means he is grossly out-of-place at E3.

All you gotta do is watch the video, snowflake.

Perhaps, but that’s going to be a lot slower than Football’s death.

“These guys, except for the starting pitchers”

3 games in that time frame will destroy your bullpen unless every one of those starters goes deep. It doesn’t matter if you only pitch one inning. When you wake up the next morning, you’re gonna be sore. Real sore.

You also seem to really not understand the ways in which…

To be honest? Goodman just sounds *tired*. Like, exhausted emotionally and mentally.

• A birth certificate is required to validate the age of all infants under age two.
  

This is literally a policy on their website.

Look, I get irate about this kind of shit like any good liberal but:

Yeah it was a clumsy analogy.

Race is an issue.

Another, separate issue, is class.

Being on the wrong end of either one is bad, and being on the wrong end of both can be life-threatening.

Are you fucking kidding me? Martha Stewart got off as light as you could without being given straight parole and is none the worse for wear.

I had an image in my mind of what he looked like, and then scrolled to the photo and lo and behold I did not have to change one single bit of the image in my head.