Diablo Cody interviews Choderlos de Laclos.

Given how well Game of Thrones has done, we'd be crazy not to!

No, see this will be a prequel, concentrated entirely in the poison-soaked court of the dying world of Charn! Intrigue, murder, twincest, all lit by the lurid glare of a red sun! Starring Taylor Swift as Jadis and Miley Cyrus as her estranged sister! Also featuring Martin Freeman as a comical underling and Justin…

If this film does not include the line "Ha, ha! Your seismic fart attack is no match for my celestial febreeze defence!", heads are gonna roll.

I agree on both points. It always seemed logical to me that if the Federation was a meanie empire, then their enemies ought to be goodie-two shoe types. That's not they way they went, but in our new, awesomer version, we could have hippie Romulans and pacifist Gorn and vegan Cardassians. But the Tellurites are still…

F—-in pikeys.

Yeah, I would watch the hell out of something like that. They could work in every evil space empire trope ever and load the cast up with scene-chewing Royal Shakespeare Company actors and fight epic battles with the Borg Inclusiveness ("resistance is micro aggression!").

Surprise! It's set in the Mirror universe. Not the original lame mirror universe but a kickass one with the Terran Empire shredding opposition and engaging in sexy assassination (sexassination, if you will). In this universe, the Klingon aesthetic is thres chic, women wear nothing but daggers and thigh-high boots,…

I just took it to like hangover sweats of liquified evil.

I was pleasantly surprised to see Brimstone mentioned. Glover and Stomarre are the two best devils ever.

"Shark with a gun for a mouth" and "a beak that crows 'death-a-doodle-doo': late series Burns got some inspired insane rants.

The Dead Marshes scenes have even more impact when reading as an adult and knowing he was at the Somme.

A good example being Homer spying on "the impenetrable fortress of suburbia" complete with bikers circling the tree just like that scene from The Road Warrior.

Haven't seen any vids but judging by the still on google he has a very smackable face.

Shucks. Back to the acid mines, I guess.

I read that as 'some lady's Twilight pony fan fiction' and had a brilliant idea.