Yeah this is so relatable. On a much tinier scale of course. Also, do I have to change my name now? Fuckin Kevin spacey

Why did you capitalize mayor?

Alleged traces of narcotics.

It’s hard to say if she really had a drug problem since her disease would have landed her on a bunch of prescribed — and necessary — meds, including pain meds. But, yeah, post transplant she can’t have any drugs that aren’t prescribed at exactly the dosages prescribed, and definitely no alcohol. If The Weeknd was…

Marxism =/= Stalinism

I think it was the bastardization of those ideals that led to trouble.

YES:

Essentially, the flag has more rights than minorities. An inanimate object has more rights than minorities. It is considered a living object.

Mick Jagger is 74. He has eight kids with five women. His oldest child is 46. His oldest grandchild is 25. His youngest child was born in December 2016. His first great-grandchild was born in 2014. And now he’s sleeping with someone younger than his grandchild? Charming, but not as charming as his band mate Bill Wyman…

Oh LA get ready to find your safe spaces! What am I? Well if you’re a conservative, I’m American AF. If you’re a lib, I’m “offensive.” Let’s go.

a usb.

tell him to fuck himself

No, but it might be time to get a new roommate—someone who better matches your personality (or level of enthusiasm).

To be fair, it is Halloween. They just got invited to the scariest haunted house in the country.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

There is NO WAY I’d let my children near that radioactive pile of shit, I don’t care that he is (for now) POTUS. And if I were a part of the media he maligns daily? Double no.

That’s a lot of body make-up. And $700 seems cheap for 16 hours of labor/materials on that swimsuit.

Really, it’s come to this?