Well to be fair, Trump did offer to write a check for $25,000 but then he saw a gum wrapper on the ground and forgot all about it.

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I hope those who voted for him who have family or friends who are addicted see this as the slap in the face that it is. My brother in law (former, my sister eventually divorced him) is an opioid addict. The problem isn’t “just say no.” It’s “take this if you want to be able to get back to work after your…

And you can get only a handful of furniture pedestals.

By declaring the opioid crisis a “National Health Emergency” rather than a “National Emergency”, the funds available are only those in the HHS emergency fund (rather than the virtually limitless funds Congress can allocate under a “National Emergency” declaration).

He seems legitimately delightful

OMG YES.

Oh! Kinda sad there’s not a star trek channel now tbh

Oh man, dating a man who thinks he’s funny is terrible. Good luck babe.

Kristin, dear, one could argue that you “lost your minds” when you decided not to vaccinate your children BUT SURE HAHA ANOTHER DOG.

She has scruples, despite their desire for her to not have them.

Can someone PLEASE tell me why this and the stories of guys like Dan Schneider haven’t gained more traction? Like, yes, women are being raped on casting couches. SO ARE CHILDREN

First time I heard that deadpan“I should have changed my fucking lock” I nearly drove off the road.

Oryx and Crake is so amazing. It’s a dystopia not unlike the Handmaids Tale, but focused on environmentalism. She does such a great job tying environmental degradation to gender violence and social inequality.

Occam’s Razor: If two things are functionally the same, the simpler of the two is better.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

I know right? Leprosy’s a CLASSIC.

I’ve seen this clip a million times and somehow only now am noticing the misplaced apostrophe in “get’s.”

Also he makes them sound like wee tiny innocent creatures. At 14 and 18, they know who their father is. And infinite numbers of sexual harassment lawsuits won’t hold a candle to the trauma of WITNESSING his violence on their mother in their home.

I’ve been the guy on the other side—using women’s reluctance to give a hard “no” as an opening to keep pushing.