Yeah, but we're not talking about physically or psychologically abusive relationships. We're talking about a 20 year old girl slapping her 30 year old boyfriend once. And how the scenario becomes different if the genders are reversed.

You might want to run those numbers again, he's two years bad on the creepiness rule.
Anyway, unless she is a bodybuilder or something, a woman hitting her boyfriend is always going to be more amusing than anything. It's bad to discriminate against women but you can't ignore physical differences. The physical strength…

Savage Love comments are for discussing those guys' sex life, not this guy's sex life!!!!

Dick periods, adult diapers and orange come. I think this is what they meant when they said Savage Love comments wouldn't end well.

The correct response to "I work in marketing" is "kill yourself".

Ah, the overground. You need to get as far away from the doors as possible, preferably at the very end of the train. Otherwise, you can sometimes evade the crush by propping yourself in the corner of the kind of half-seat they have by the doors.
Post-olympics Stratford is a fucking dystopia.

Amazing how every single professional music critic mentions Pavement and/or Liz Phair in every single piece of writing about Speedy. The first 10 times I saw it, I thought it was annoying and unoriginal and the worst kind of criticism, after 25 times I just think it's incredible.

SPEEDY FUCKING ORTIZ

First moment of the film the narrator tells you Watanabe is dying of cancer, and as soon as he decides to dedicate himself to the park, it is 5 months later - he is dead and the park has been built. So the film "spoils" itself.

Now AV Club comments is more like the circle jerk gang.

He's gerbilled the … gerbil.

Watching To The Wonder was almost painful. It was so bad, I couldn't even look at it, I spent most of the last hour looking around the cinema/at my feet. Now and then I would check back to see if anything was happening - nope, just more blandly "beautiful" imagery and terrible dialogue so mind-bendingly earnest that…

PS: Did I just BLOW YOUR MIND????

Dan's use of the word "metastasize" is metastasizing.

To The Wonder is the worst film I saw this year, and the worst film I have ever seen. I know because I spent most of it trying to think of a worse one.

My problem with "Waldo" was that the plot (especially the romantic subplot) was a boring mess, and the dialogue was fairly bland too.

And where they can cue up Huey Lewis on their hi-fi beforehand.

It's implying that the genuine Seinfeld Today account is juvenile and imbecilic. ie to find that account amusing, you'd have to be illiterate.

"Parousia" smh
"Goingeth" was clearly fatuous, much like your beliefs. I meant "sadly" in the sense that it was sad for me, because usually I know the Bible better than a lot of "christians", which makes discussions with them more amusing.

I could dispute your points, but ultimately the problem with your argument is that God doesn't exist. I tried to formulate an argument that didn't challenge that, but I could see where it would head. Omniscience, mysterious ways, blah blah blah.