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@ESPNStatsInfo: Cowboys: 136-136 dating back to 1997

I did a better job of keeping track of those things last time. Then I changed how I got the data to make it easier to update often. Next update will have those issues fixed.

Thank you so much for your wonderful contribution on this post, A Big Asshat.

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It's always a little weirder, and more satisfying, at a rugby match

Maybe the announcers should be flagged for failing to pay attention to the game they are calling. Holy shit they are bad.

I like how the announcers says he threw it into the stands despite 5000 reasons why that clearly didn't happen.

GUH. The way he clamps his frog lips around the bottle....it's unsettling.

And the tweet of the day ...

Each year around mid-August, publicists start burying everyone in the food journalizing racket with ideas for

"TL;DR" —Chip Kelly

Tom Brady: 5 year contract in 2013, $57 million. Dustin Pedroia: 9 years, $119 (including $63 million over first five years). So I guess Dustin can stand on his wallet to look into Tom's dreamy eyes.

When it comes to dribbling balls, the only sleeves I want are my collection of fleshlights.

Exactly. If it isn't blood, then what is it? Spin Art?

You say- I say biters can't give good head.