Imagine my surprise coming to Jalopnik to discover Yngwie dropping some knowledge on MB...here I thought he was a Ferrari guy.

V8? Turbo it. Turbo it again. TURBO IT MOAR!

Also, Ford GT90. A bit of a different take on the exposed linkage. Kind of.

I am. I love it!

Can I just point out that the units here are in megaseconds. But, then again, the s shouldn't be capitalized either. They must mean multiple sclerosis.

RTFM

Buy performance tires

Keep your tires properly inflated

Tires...yeah it sounds simple. But a good set of rubber will make all the basic things your car does like go, stop, and turn better. Also keep in mind the if you are going to get "high performance" tires most of them have directional tread patterns. Be sure they are installed properly. I can't tell you how many times…

Closeted latent homosexual posturing as the cliched angry Homophobe. Just look at the current crop of F1 noses. The man is obsessed.

"I completely agree with those sentiments and if you took a world census you'd find 90% of the world agree with it as well."

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

And he will still buy one, install a shitty aftermarket alarm on it, then complain about how its always breaking down.

Not a forklift, but close enough for a 5 minute Photoshop,

please release them in classic Toyota Off-road livery!!

Yes, instead of helping the man get his car out of the way, let's stay in our redneckmobile, listening to manure fermenting in the form of country "music" and laugh at him. Let's get it on youtube so we can embarrass him, too.

Do the Microsoft systems come with Clippy?

When you have cable, you spend a lot of time watching TV indoors on rainy days.

Ford Modular engine, modern, flexible, appropriate in everything from luxury cars to sports cars to trucks.