Trimming the perimeter is Porsche's new ass engined lawn mower.

@87CapriceEstate: They were used in the 'olden' days as protection for kings, and for war. They are the perfect dog. Sorry this is so long, but...

@87CapriceEstate: Damn! I'll try again.

@jvanbrecht: Love it! And I agree, I've got the 190 lb English Mastiff at home! Pictured here with my wifey.

@Geisterfahrer: See now? My jalopnik brothers (and sisters!) always come through. I love learning.

Can someone tell me why this is a good idea? I mean, honestly, I'm really curious. I am not trying to trash it if it is amazing.

Hey kids! Do you remember when stoppping at intersections was mandatory?

So we were right in the very beginning? What a piece of scheisse!

Is OnStar thwarting robberies now too?

You stay classy, Mr. Story

@EMTtech: amen

@The Stig's American Cousin: Someone decided to do that to my old Tiburon. He wasn't so lucky. (Car stolen, not borrowed)

Why did we believe it? Because it sounds like something the government would do!

I just wanted to say, good luck, we're all counting on you.

GT-500? yes. Ford GT? yes. Corvette 706 or ZR1? yes. CTS-V? no, I wouldn't buy one.

@Desu-San-Desu: It's guy love, between two internets!

I value dipsticks. I do. But, most of the unwashed masses don't have a clue, and therefore it is a good thing that some cars will not have them. I personally will miss them, but if it keeps really, really stupid people from screwing something up, then so be it.

@Desu-San-Desu: That is literally the exact same way I feel. I feel that I have said these exact same words. I, I think I love you.

1989 Ford Mustang. Back seats folded down flat, so you had a bed all the way from the back of the front seats to the opening of the hatch.

My sentiments exactly! Congrats!!